Beetlejuice Handbook For The Recently Deceased

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  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Hardcover Ruled Journal Insight Editions, 2018-04-17 Celebrate your love of Beetlejuice with this deluxe journal based on the hit movie, just in time for the thirtieth anniversary in 2018. The 1988 Tim Burton movie Beetlejuice is an endearing classic. Now fans can enjoy this deluxe journal, which is an authentic replica of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased used by the characters in the film. With sturdy construction and sewn binding, this journal lies flat, and the 192 ruled, acid-free pages of high-quality heavy stock paper take both pen and pencil nicely to invite a flow of inspiration. Includes a ribbon placeholder, elastic closure, and 7.5 x 4.5–inch back pocket perfect for holding photographs and mementos. BEETLEJUICE and all related characters and elements are trademarks of and © Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (s18)
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Deluxe Note Card Set (With Keepsake Book Box) Insight Editions, 2018-06-19 Celebrate your love of Beetlejuice with this deluxe note card set based on the hit movie, just in time for the thirtieth anniversary! The 1988 Tim Burton movie Beetlejuice is an endearing classic. Now fans can enjoy this unique note card set and keepsake box modeled after the Handbook for the Recently Deceased used by the characters in the film. Including a pocket journal, twenty note cards, envelopes, and sticker seals, this is the ultimate gift for fans to share their love of Beetlejuice with friends near and far. BEETLEJUICE and all related characters and elements are trademarks of and © Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (s18)
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Titus Travis, 2020-10-07 This is a lined paperback notebook journal in the style of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Tim Burton's Beetle Juice (1988), with quotes from the movie throughout. You can fill it with your absurd thoughts, but no matter what you write, it'll probably read like stereo instructions. Book features: -The above iconic introduction is included inside the journal. Makes for a great gift idea! - Lined Notebook for jotting down thoughts, and taking notes. -120 pages - 6 x 9 - Matte finish cover PLEASE NOTE this is a thin version (120 pages) for ease of carrying around
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Replica Books, 2017-11-10 This book is a replica of the original Handbook for the Recently Deceased as seen in the 1988 film Beetlejuice. The cover and the first few pages of this book have been painstakingly recreated using a genuine prop which was used for filming as a reference. There were several identical Handbook props made for the film, all of which were created using a psychology textbook as a template. Since no actual content exists for the body of the rest of these pages, the remainder of this book has been cleared for you to use as a journal or sketchbook should you wish. This book consists of 200 lined pages on a cream background with title headers and numbers on each page. Perfect for any Tim Burton or 80's movie fan.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Pablo Cade, 2020-10-07 This is a lined paperback notebook journal in the style of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Tim Burton's Beetle Juice (1988), with quotes from the movie throughout. You can fill it with your absurd thoughts, but no matter what you write, it'll probably read like stereo instructions. Book features: -The above iconic introduction is included inside the journal. Makes for a great gift idea! - Lined Notebook for jotting down thoughts, and taking notes. -120 pages - 6 x 9 - Matte finish cover PLEASE NOTE this is a thin version (120 pages) for ease of carrying around
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Handbook For The Recently Deceased James Hunt, 2013-03-02 This is a blank paperback journal in the style of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Tim Burton's Beetle Juice (1988). You can fill it with your absurd thoughts, but no matter what you write, it'll probably read like stereo instructions.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Beetlejuice Journal & Handbook, Timeline Publishers, 2020-10-11 ★Bestselling Handbook for the Recently Deceased★ - Ideal for daily use (taking notes, doodling, sketching) - 6 x 9 - Easy to Carry - Perfect for any Tim Burton or 80's movie fan The cover and the first few pages of this book have been painstakingly recreated using a genuine prop which was used for filming as a reference. There were several identical Handbook props made for the film, all of which were created using a psychology textbook as a template. Since no actual content exists for the body of the rest of these pages, the remainder of this book has been cleared for you to use as a journal or sketchbook should you wish. This book consists of 110 lined, Doodle and Quotes pages on a cream background with title headers and numbers on each page. SCROLL UP NOW AND CLICK DOWNLOAD TO GET STARTED!
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Kane Wade, 2020-10-07 This is a lined paperback notebook journal in the style of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Tim Burton's Beetle Juice (1988), with quotes from the movie throughout. You can fill it with your absurd thoughts, but no matter what you write, it'll probably read like stereo instructions. Book features: -The above iconic introduction is included inside the journal. Makes for a great gift idea! - Lined Notebook for jotting down thoughts, and taking notes. -120 pages - 6 x 9 - Matte finish cover PLEASE NOTE this is a thin version (120 pages) for ease of carrying around
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: The Living and the Dead Replica Books, 2018-04-22 This is an exact replica of the original Living and the Dead magazine as seen at the end of th 1988 movie Beetlejuice. Unlike the one used for filming this has been perfectly bound, the cover and the first several pages of this book have been carefully recreated using a genuine prop which was used for filming as a reference. Since no actual content exists for the body of the rest of these pages, the remainder of this book has been cleared for you to use as a journal or sketchbook should you wish. To recreate this the book, it consists of just 34 pages on a white background with footers and numbers on each page. Perfect for any Tim Burton or 80's movie fan.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Beetlejuice for President B. J. Specter, Ruth Ashby, Specter, 1992 Beetlejuice runs for president of the Neitherworld and makes campaign promises he doesn't intend to keep.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Beetlejuice Eddie Perfect, 2019-11 (Vocal Selections). This matching folio to the 2019 Broadway musical based in the 1988 film of the same name features 15 vocal arrangements with piano accompaniment. Songs include: Barbara 2.0 * Creepy Old Guy * Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) * Dead Mom * Fright of Their Lives * Girl Scout * Home * Jump in the Line * No Reason * Prologue: Invisible * Ready, Set, Not Yet * Say My Name * That Beautiful Sound * What I Know Now * The Whole Being Dead Thing.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Lydia's Scream Date B. J. Specter, Ruth Ashby, 1992-02-01 Lydia does not have a date for the biggest party of the year, so Beetlejuice decides to go with her.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: The Radleys Matt Haig, 2010-12-28 Soon to be a major film—starring Kelly Macdonald and Damien Lewis! From the bestselling author of The Midnight Library—an “irresistible...full of clever turns, darkly hilarious spins...Even if you're suffering from vampire fatigue...The Radleys is a fun, fresh contribution to the genre” (Associated Press). Just about everyone knows a family like the Radleys. Many of us grew up next door to one. They are a modern family, averagely content, averagely dysfunctional, living in a staid and quiet suburban English town. Peter is an overworked doctor whose wife, Helen, has become increasingly remote and uncommunicative. Rowan, their teenage son, is being bullied at school, and their anemic daughter, Clara, has recently become a vegan. They are typical, that is, save for one devastating exception: Peter and Helen are vampires and have—for seventeen years—been abstaining by choice from a life of chasing blood in the hope that their children could live normal lives. One night, Clara finds herself driven to commit a shocking—and disturbingly satisfying—act of violence, and her parents are forced to explain their history of shadows and lies. A police investigation is launched that uncovers a richness of vampire history heretofore unknown to the general public. And when the malevolent and alluring Uncle Will, a practicing vampire, arrives to throw the police off Clara’s trail, he winds up throwing the whole house into temptation and turmoil and unleashing a host of dark secrets that threaten the Radleys’ marriage. The Radleys is a moving, thrilling, and radiant domestic novel that explores with daring the lengths a parent will go to protect a child, what it costs you to deny your identity, the undeniable appeal of sin, and the everlasting, iridescent bonds of family love. Read it and ask what we grow into when we grow up, and what we gain—and lose—when we deny our appetites.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Beetlejuice Pocket Notebook Collection (Set of 3) Insight Editions, 2019-09-03 Calling all fans of the ghost with the most! Celebrate your love of Beetlejuice with this colorful collection of three 64-page pocket notebooks. Featuring graphics and imagery from the classic movie, this collection includes one ruled, one blank, and one grid-lined notebook—perfect for the classroom, the office, the netherworld, or wherever your adventures take you.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: The Original Handbook for the Recently Deceased Claude Needham, 1992 Covers such topics as etiquette during one's own funeral, fun games to play when you are dead, how to tell where you are, how to put up with eternity, and much more.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Beetlejuice Journal & Handbook, 2023-07-30 Handbook for the Recently Deceased BEETLEJUICE JOURNAL & HANDBOOK Are you a fervent Beetlejuice fan? Have you always wondered about the mysterious Handbook for the Recently Deceased that captivated you throughout the film? Good news! The long-awaited treasure, inspired by the iconic movie prop, is finally here - and it's no empty mock-up, but the real deal! Prepare to delve deep into the supernatural as you explore pages filled with instructions on levitation, haunting, and so much more. This handbook is a veritable encyclopedia of the ethereal, all housed in a beautifully designed cover that faithfully recreates the look of the movie's unforgettable prop. Perhaps you were skeptical, expecting a novelty blank journal. Banish those thoughts! This handbook is crammed full with useful (or at least entertaining) information. All the references you loved from the movie, plus even more secrets of the afterlife, are waiting for you in this truly unique tome. The handbook is designed with readability in mind, boasting a large text font that's easy on the eyes - a feature anyone can appreciate. And for those die-hard Beetlejuice fans among you, you're sure to resonate with one fellow fan who declared, As someone who grew up watching Beetlejuice on repeat, I bought this book without hesitation and would definitely buy again! Indeed, the Handbook for the Recently Deceased is an absolute must-have for any Beetlejuice fan's collection. Whether you're a long-time follower of the movie or a newfound fan, you'll appreciate the nostalgic nod and captivating content of this handbook. Don't miss out on the opportunity to secure this beloved piece of Beetlejuice lore. It's time to turn the page to your new adventure in the afterlife! Scroll Up Now and Click The Buy Button To Get Started!
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Accessory Pouch Insights, 2024-08-20 Celebrate your love for Beetlejuice™ with this deluxe accessory pouch inspired by the Handbook for the Recently Deceased™. This high-quality vegan leather accessory pouch stores all your small accessories, such as pens, pencils, markers, earbuds, or charging cables. CONVENIENT SIZE: This 5.47 x 8.4–inch pouch is a comfortable size and easily fits in a bag or backpack to take with you as you witness your first bio-exorcism™. QUALITY CONSTRUCTION AND DESIGN: Both flexible and durable, this Beetlejuice™–inspired pouch is built to last for years to come. It is made with a high-quality, vegan leather and comes with a wristlet to wear or carry by hand. THE PERFECT GIFT: Designed to resemble the infamous Handbook for the Recently Deceased™ that Barbara and Adam Maitland use as their guide to the afterlife, this pouch makes an excellent gift for any fan of Tim Burton’s 1988 cult classic film. COMPLETE YOUR COLLECTION: Also available from Insight Editions is Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Hardcover Ruled Journal.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Henry Lorenzo, 2020-10-06 This is a lined paperback notebook journal in the style of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Tim Burton's Beetle Juice (1988), with quotes from the movie throughout. You can fill it with your absurd thoughts, but no matter what you write, it'll probably read like stereo instructions. Book features: -The above iconic introduction is included inside the journal. Makes for a great gift idea! - Lined Notebook for jotting down thoughts, and taking notes. -120 pages - 6 x 9 - Matte finish cover PLEASE NOTE this is a thin version (100 pages) for ease of carrying around
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: So Now You're a Zombie John Austin, 2010-10-01 All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about life expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Beetlejuice Spiral Notebook Insight Editions, 2019-11-05 Get your goth on with this 144-page lined spiral notebook inspired by the classic Beetlejuice. The perfect notebook for students or Beetlejuice fans of all ages, it features strange and unusual graphics, indexed pages, and a foldout sticker sheet featuring your favorite characters, creatures, and other imagery from the movie.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Every Memory Deserves Respect Michael Baldwin, Deborah Korn, 2021-05-25 Exploring the nature of trauma and how best to deal with it is not only a timely task, it is a necessary one. While COVID, isolation, and social unrest don’t necessarily cause trauma—trauma is about how one reacts to a thing, not the thing in itself—the fact is that these days many of us are dealing with some sort of trauma. How can we heal? Perhaps through a therapy known as EMDR, which stands for eye movement desensitization and reprocessing. Cowritten by Michael Baldwin, a patient who experienced transformative relief from trauma through EMDR therapy, and Dr. Deborah Korn, a therapist (though not Baldwin’s therapist) who explains exactly how and why EMDR works, Every Memory Deserves Respect brings the good news of EMDR to countless readers who may not even know of it but would greatly benefit from using it. We learn the origins of EMDR and of its effectiveness in treating those suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder; how a session works; questions to ask a therapist before beginning. But we also learn a great deal about trauma—how it can refer to any experience, big or little, that is overwhelming, triggers strong negative emotions, and involves a sense of powerlessness or intense vulnerability; how it’s stored in our memories, and our bodies, waiting to be triggered; and how EMDR resolves it. Every Memory Deserves Respect is a warm, accessible, and helpful book, in part because of its innovative use of full-page photographs paired with a statement, definition, or affirmation. And that, combined with its mix of personal story and trusted authority, makes this an unusually effective introduction to a complicated and important subject.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Joshua Sawyer, 2020-10-06 This is a lined paperback notebook journal in the style of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Tim Burton's Beetle Juice (1988), with quotes from the movie throughout. You can fill it with your absurd thoughts, but no matter what you write, it'll probably read like stereo instructions. Book features: -The above iconic introduction is included inside the journal. Makes for a great gift idea! - Lined Notebook for jotting down thoughts, and taking notes. -120 pages - 6 x 9 - Matte finish cover PLEASE NOTE this is a thin version (100 pages) for ease of carrying around
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Crystal Lake Memories Peter M. Bracke, 2005
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Divination Sarah Lyons, Ivy O'Neil, 2021-09-07 Discover the world of divining the future in this enchanted, illustrated introduction to the magical art of fortune telling. Uncover your own inherent magical powers as you explore the mystical realm of divination. Learn to read the signs of what the future holds through introductory chapters and sample rituals using tarot and playing cards, tea leaves, runes, and more. Explore the future and expand your magical practice in this illustrated guide to these ancient arts.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Make It Scream, Make It Burn Leslie Jamison, 2019-09-24 From the astounding (Entertainment Weekly), spectacularly evocative (The Atlantic), and brilliant (Los Angeles Times) author of the New York Times bestsellers The Recovering and The Empathy Exams comes a return to the essay form in this expansive book. With the virtuosic synthesis of memoir, criticism, and journalism for which Leslie Jamison has been so widely acclaimed, the fourteen essays in Make It Scream, Make It Burn explore the oceanic depths of longing and the reverberations of obsession. Among Jamison's subjects are 52 Blue, deemed the loneliest whale in the world; the eerie past-life memories of children; the devoted citizens of an online world called Second Life; the haunted landscape of the Sri Lankan Civil War; and an entire museum dedicated to the relics of broken relationships. Jamison follows these examinations to more personal reckonings -- with elusive men and ruptured romances, with marriage and maternity -- in essays about eloping in Las Vegas, becoming a stepmother, and giving birth. Often compared to Joan Didion and Susan Sontag, and widely considered one of the defining voices of her generation, Jamison interrogates her own life with the same nuance and rigor she brings to her subjects. The result is a provocative reminder of the joy and sustenance that can be found in the unlikeliest of circumstances. Finalist for the PEN/Diamonstein-Spielvogel Award for the Art of the Essay One of the fall's most anticipated books: Time, Entertainment Weekly, O, Oprah Magazine, Boston Globe, Newsweek, Esquire, Seattle Times, Baltimore Sun, BuzzFeed, BookPage, The Millions, Marie Claire, Good Housekeeping, Minneapolis Star Tribune, Lit Hub, Women's Day, AV Club, Nylon, Bustle, Goop, Goodreads, Book Riot, Yahoo! Lifestyle, Pacific Standard, The Week, and Romper.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Seeking Fortune Elsewhere Sindya Bhanoo, 2023-05-16 These intimate stories of South Indian immigrants and the families they left behind center women’s lives and ask how women both claim and surrender power—a stunning debut collection from an O. Henry Prize winner Traveling from Pittsburgh to Eastern Washington to Tamil Nadu, these stories about dislocation and dissonance see immigrants and their families confront the costs of leaving and staying, identifying sublime symmetries in lives growing apart. In “Malliga Homes,” selected by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie for an O. Henry Prize, a widow in a retirement community glimpses her future while waiting for her daughter to visit from America. In No. 16 Model House Road, a woman long subordinate to her husband makes a choice of her own after she inherits a house. In Nature Exchange, a mother grieving in the wake of a school shooting finds an unusual obsession. In A Life in America, a professor finds himself accused of having exploited his graduate students. Sindya Bhanoo’s haunting stories show us how immigrants’ paths, and the paths of those they leave behind, are never simple. Bhanoo takes us along on their complicated journeys where regret, hope, and triumph appear in disguise.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Disney Tim Burton's the Nightmare Before Christmas Cross-Stitch Kit , 2020-09 We're simply meant to be . . . cross-stitching! Bring Tim Burton's creepy, merry tale to life with this all-in-one mini cross-stitch kit! Perfect for crafters of any skill level, the kit includes: A 32-page mini book with simple cross-stitching instructions and four easy patterns (1 of Jack Skellington, 2 of Jack and Sally, and 1 of Zero the dog) 3 pieces of 4 x 4 cotton Aida cloth A 3 embroidery hoop in which to stitch and display designs 2 tapestry needles 4 skeins of embroidery thread How horrible our Christmas will be! -- The Mayor No. How jolly! -- Jack Skellington
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Desktop Strongman Derby Hawkins, 2020-04-07 Based off the beloved carnival game, this desktop kit includes everything you need to become a high striker! Kit includes: 7-1/4 rail and pellet Bell with sound Hammer 32-page book with history, techniques, and the rules of the game
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: I Love Lucy: Lucy Ricardo Talking Bobble Figurine Elisabeth Edwards, 2021-04-06 Bring the magic of I Love Lucy, the classic television show, to your home or office with this one-of-a-kind talking bobble figurine of the iconic Lucy Ricardo! This set includes: 3-1/2 full-color Lucy Ricardo bobble figurine on I Love Lucy-branded base. When pressed, the base says classic Lucy phrases from throughout the show's run. Lines include: Ewww, I have an idea!, I'm a dipper from way back..., Lucy's Vitameatavegamin pitch, and more! A mini book featuring photos from I Love Lucy throughout.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: The Well of Loneliness Radclyffe Hall, 2015-04-24 This early work by Radclyffe Hall was originally published in 1928 and we are now republishing it with a brand new introductory biography. 'The Well of Loneliness' is a novel that follows an upper-class Englishwoman who falls in love with another woman while serving as an ambulance driver in World War I. Marguerite Radclyffe Hall was born on 12th August 1880, in Bournemouth, England. Hall's first novel The Unlit Lamp (1924) was a lengthy and grim tale that proved hard to sell. It was only published following the success of the much lighter social comedy The Forge (1924), which made the best-seller list of John O'London's Weekly. Hall is a key figure in lesbian literature for her novel The Well of Loneliness (1928). This is her only work with overt lesbian themes and tells the story of the life of a masculine lesbian named Stephen Gordon.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Pink Mountain on Locust Island Jamie Marina Lau, 2020-09-08 Fifteen-year-old Monk drifts through a monotonous existence in a grimy Chinatown apartment with her “grumpy brown couch” of a dad, until she meets high school senior Santa Coy (santacoyshotsauce@gmail.com). For a moment, it looks like he might be her boyfriend. But when Monk's dad becomes obsessed with Santa Coy's artwork, Monk finds herself shunted to the sidelines as her father and the object of her affections begin to hatch a scheme of their own. To keep up, Monk must navigate a combustible cocktail of odd assignments, peculiar places, and murky underworld connections. In Jamie Marina Lau's debut novel, shortlisted for Australia's prestigious Stella Prize when she was nineteen years old, hazily surreal vignettes conjure a multifaceted world of philosophical angst and lackadaisical violence.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Stone Stacking Christine Kopaczewski, 2020-04-07 Find peace and serenity through the mindful art of stone stacking. This calming desktop kit includes: 9 hematite stones Beechwood tray Bag of sand 32-page book on the art of stone stacking
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Elf Sam Stall, 2020-10-13 He's holly. He's jolly. He's perfect for gifting or for adorning your mantle this Christmas. He's the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Elf SPECIFICATIONS: 18-inch green waving tube elf with fan in base to let him wave, dance, flail, and spread cheer with you all holiday season (batteries not included) GREAT STOCKING STUFFER: A hilarious, cheerful item that makes the perfect stocking stuffer and white elephant gift INCLUDES MINI BOOK: Includes 32-page illustrated mini book exploring the fascinating (imagined) origins of the mini tube elf SPREAD HOLIDAY CHEER Bring joy to your home or office Never has so much joy come in such a small package PLEASE NOTE: This product can be powered by a 9-volt battery or by a specific AC adapter. (Battery nor AC adapter included with purchase.) Please read and follow the instructions included in the box to ensure optimal performance. If using a battery: A rechargable Ni-MH battery is recommended for best performance and is a more cost-effective alternative to a common Alkaline (single-use) battery. If using an Alkaline battery, it must be NEW. Refer to product information sheet included in box for recommended brands. DO NOT use a Carbon-Zinc battery (often labeled Heavy-Duty). This type of battery cannot produce enough power to operate the motor. To get the most life out of the battery, use in intervals no greater than 5 to 10 minutes. Operating in this manner will yield approximately 45 minutes of use. If your tube guy begins to get stuck in a downward position, it is time to replace the battery or recharge if using a rechargeable battery. If using an AC adapter, it must follow the below specifications: Input: AC 100-240V (50-60 Hz) Output: DC 9V (1A or 2A)
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Love Like That Emma Duffy-Comparone, 2021-03-09 Named a Best New Book of 2021 by Vogue and Refinery29 Named a Most Anticipated Book of 2021 by Lit Hub Named one of 5 Hot Books by The National Book Review Longlisted for the PEN/Robert W. Bingham Prize for a Debut Short Story Collection For a friend who needs a reminder that love is weird, humans are complicated, and bad things often get better or at least later become funny stories to tell our friends. —Vanity Fair A sharp, witty book about brilliant, broken women that are just the right amount wrong. Whether diving into complicated relationships or wrestling with family ties, the girls and women who populate this collection—misfits and misanthropes, bickering sisters, responsible daughters, and unhappy wives—don't always find themselves making the best decisions. A woman struggles with a new kind of love triangle when she moves in with a divorced dad. A lonely teenage beach attendant finds uneasy comradeship with her boss. A high school English teacher gets pushed to her limits when a student plagiarizes. Often caught between desire and duty, guilt and resentment, these characters discover what it means to get lost in love, and do what it takes to find themselves again. Utterly singular and wholly unforgettable, Emma Duffy-Comparone's stories manage to be slyly, wickedly funny at even their darkest turns and herald the arrival of an irreverent and dazzling new voice.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Measurements of Human Behavior Edward Barrows Greene, 2012-05-01
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: The Art of Mondo Mondo, 2017-10-10 Experience the incredible pop culture art of Mondo, beloved by fans and iconic filmmakers alike. Based in Austin, Texas, Mondo is an art gallery and online store devoted to the love of film, art, music, and collectibles. Over the years, the company has received global recognition for its incredible art posters that bring to life classic films, television shows, and comics in a refreshing and utterly striking new way, offering a unique perspective on everything from Star Wars to Robocop, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Game of Thrones, Godzilla, Kill Bill, and many, many more. For the first time, The Art of Mondo brings together this highly sought-after art in one deluxe volume that showcases the incredible ingenuity of the studio’s diverse stable of artists whose vastly different styles are united by one guiding principle: limitless passion for their subject matter. Adored by the creative talents to whom Mondo’s art pays tribute—including Paul Thomas Anderson, Guillermo del Toro, Zack Snyder, Quentin Tarantino, and Edgar Wright, to name but a few—this richly imaginative work is fueled by a love of pop culture that fans recognize and identify with, giving Mondo’s output a rare and valuable synergy with its audience. While these posters are normally produced in a limited quantity and sell out in minutes, The Art of Mondo allows fans to explore the studio’s remarkable back catalog, including Olly Moss’s iconic Star Wars trilogy work, Laurent Durieux’s brilliantly subtle Jaws poster, and Tyler Stout’s evocative Guardians of the Galaxy art. Other key Mondo artists such as Jock, Martin Ansin, and Aaron Horkey will also feature. Definitive, visually stunning, and filled with art that celebrates some of the biggest and best-loved properties in pop culture, The Art of Mondo is the ultimate book for cult art fans everywhere.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Tobin's Spirit Guide: Revised 2016 Edition J.H. Tobin, 2014-12-16 NOT YOUR WIKIPEDIA LISTINGS, NOR IS THIS FOR A GAME! This will be the very same book listed in GHOSTBUSTERS 3! Since its first publication over 100 years ago, Tobin's Spirit Guide has remained the authoritative source of information about the Denizens of the etheric plane. Earlier editions of this guide were used by Paranormal Researchers to even save New York City in the great Gozer the Gozarian Invasion of 1984, and Vigo the Carpathian's attempt at world domination in 1989. This new version features of 50 new entries, and 200 updates to existing entries, making it the most complete guide for paranormal researchers ever brought before in print. This wonderful 4th updated edition of Tobin's original spirit catalog. With a Forward By R. Stantz, Ph.D. & Dr. E. Spengler, Ph.D. and Afterward By P. Venkman Ph.D.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Camp Rolling Hills (#1) Stacy Davidowitz, 2016-05-10 A hilarious and heartfelt series about the particular magic of summer camp—a place where reinvention is possible and friends are like family—from a sparkling debut talent. Finally, it's summer! Stephanie—aka Slimey—has been counting the days until she can return to her favorite place in the entire world, Camp Rolling Hills. And this year she's especially happy to be back—she'll have eight blissful weeks away from home, where life has been decidedly rocky. New kid Bobby, on the other hand, is pretty sure he's in for the worst summer of his life. He does not understand his weirdo cabinmates, the group singing, and the unfortunate nicknames (including his: Smelly). But he does understand Slimey, and the two soon fall in crush. This summer might not be so bad after all! But then a fight sets off an epic, campwide, girls-versus-boys prank war. Bunks are raided! Boxer shorts are stolen! And it's up to Slimey and Smelly to keep the peace. Camp Rolling Hills is funny and sweet. It brought me back to those amazing summer camp summers and my very first taste of young adulthood. --Michael Showalter, co-writer of Wet Hot American Summer Stacy Davidowitz gets the magic of camp and the wonder of being twelve just right. Camp Rolling Hills is both heartwarming and laugh-out-loud hilarious. --Elissa Brent Weissman, author of Nerd Camp
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Tobin's Spirit Guide Burnham, Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler, 2016-06-14 An immersive in-world guide based on the fictional book mentioned in the 1984 Ghostbusters film. This book features the ghouls, specters, and supernatural occurrences that inspired the fictional tome that the original Ghostbusters consulted. This dynamic in-universe book takes fans inside the world of Ghostbusters like never before. In the first Ghostbusters movie, Tobin’s Spirit Guide is a comprehensive supernatural encyclopedia used by our heroes to research ghouls and ghosts. For the first time, this fully illustrated tome will allow fans to pore through the pages of this legendary guide to learn all about the things that go bump in the night—from Class 5 Free-Roaming Vapors to giant Sloars! This newly revised and updated version, written by veteran Ghostbusters Ray Stantz and Egon Spengler, brings the original text up to date with entries on the ghosts and ghouls they’ve tackled, including Slimer, Mr. Stay Puft, and Vigo the Carpathian. Along with covering the original movies, Ghostbusters: Tobin’s Spirit Guide will also explore the expanded Ghostbusters universe, delving into supernatural phenomena from the comics, animated shows, video games, and other aspects of the franchise. Filled with never-before-seen original illustrations, the book will have a unique in-world aesthetic that makes it feel like a real object from the world of Ghostbusters. Absorbing, immersive, and an essential purchase for fans, Ghostbusters: Tobin’s Spirit Guide is the ultimate guide to the franchise’s rogues’ gallery of spirits, specters, demons, and ghouls.
  beetlejuice handbook for the recently deceased: Teeny-Tiny Christmas Cactus Mollie Thomas, 2019-10-08 Your grandmother's ceramic Christmas tree has been given a modern, Southwestern facelift with the Teeny-Tiny Christmas Cactus! Showcase your holiday spirit with this prickly twist on the classic light-up ceramic tree, a fun new way to celebrate your favorite season. The adorable mini box includes: A 4 ceramic cactus that casts a cheery holiday glow An illustrated mini book exploring the fun, quirky ways people celebrate the Christmas season across the world It's the perfect addition to your desktop, mantle, or any place in need of a festive touch this Christmas!
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