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| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Fodor's Walt Disney World with Kids 2014 Kim Wright Wiley, 2013-08-27 Kim Wright Wiley has penned 22 editions of this book and really knows her stuff when it comes to planning an Orlando vacation and taking in the attractions at Walt Disney World, Universal Orlando, and SeaWorld. And for this edition she is once again joined by her daughter Leigh Wiley Jenkins. They combine their wit and wisdom with insights from almost 500 families to create an ebook guide that's thoroughly updated, user-friendly, and fun. Expanded Coverage: The ebook guide includes new hotels and restaurant menus, as well as complete coverage of the new and improved Fantasyland in the Magic Kingdom theme park. Indispensable Trip Planning Tools: Charts and star ratings make comparing hotels and restaurants a breeze. Lists grouping attractions by age group and charts with vital stats on all the amusements make picking must-see sights simple. Checklists allow planning, packing, and devising on-the-ground itineraries to go smoothly. In-the-Know Tips: This book is chock-a-block with time- and money-saving tips and insider's secrets, and every ride or venue has a scare-factor assessment. Mediagenic Author: Kim Wright Wiley is an undisputed authority on Walt Disney World. Her knowledge about every aspect of planning a Disney trip is phenomenal. Both she and her daughter Leigh Wiley Jenkins are available to appear in the media to share it. Everything Disney and Beyond: Separate chapters on Universal, Islands of Adventure, SeaWorld, and area restaurants and nightspots make all of Orlando accessible. A special cruising chapter thoroughly covers Disney ships and cruise-vacation options. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: 100 Things You Don't Want to Miss at Disney California Adventure 2016 John Glass, 2015-12-20 INCLUDES DISNEYLAND RESORT 60TH ANNIVERSARY DIAMOND CELEBRATION • FROZEN FUN! • GRIZZLY PEAK AIRFIELD • ATTRACTION UPDATES Get the inside track on the attractions, shows, activities, and foods you don't want to miss while visiting the park. This 2016 edition is completely updated for the new year with all new information, tips, and more. This is not your ordinary travel guide. It gives you quick access to the information that only experienced travelers, long time fans, and park insiders know. In 160 pages the book explores all of the best things to do while visiting the park. Written for both first time visitors and experienced travelers, this book has something for everyone. • Maps for every land in the park to help you reach your destinations. • Amazing extra things to do at attractions that new guests tend to miss. • Restaurants, meals, and snacks that you must try before leaving the park. • Hidden activities that you will not want to miss. • Unique souvenirs that you will be glad to bring home. • Secrets and tips for seeing the most popular shows. • Unadvertised shows that you won’t want to miss. • All the details you need about the park’s seasonal activities and special events. • Limited time activities that you will want to know about. If you love the Disneyland Resort you may be interested in these other titles by Alternative Travel Press: • 100 Things You Don't Want to Miss at Disneyland • Halloween at the Disneyland Resort • Winter Holidays at the Disneyland Resort Get more travel information at the author's blogs: www.socalsecrets.com www.disneyparksclub.com |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Discovering the Magic Kingdom Joshua C. Shaffer, 2010-09 Never before has there been such a complete unofficial Disneyland guidebook for kids of all ages. Whether you are traveling for the first time or it's your family's annual trip, this vacation guide has it all! Discover the many exciting fun facts with this one-of-a-kind book, Discovering the Magic Kingdom: An Unofficial Disneyland Vacation Guide. Packed with ways to cut expenses such as planning your trip through AAA, how to plan a Disney birthday or wedding, hidden Mickey locations, a scavenger hunt, history of the parks, ghost stories, how to utilize Fast Passes, over 100 photos and much more, you'll never leave for Disneyland without it! |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Fodor's Walt Disney World with Kids 2015 Kim Wright Wiley, 2014-08-26 Your ticket to a magical family vacation! Inside this new edition is all the information you need to have the family vacation of a lifetime at the Orlando theme parks. Up-to-date and written with the help of more than 500 families, this guide is packed with details on all the attractions at Walt Disney World, Universal Orlando, and SeaWorld. It’s user-friendly, fun, and newly redesigned for at-a-glance reference. And it will help you and your family plan the vacation each of you wants. INSIDE You’ll Find Time- and money-saving tips, insider’s secrets, and scare factors for every ride and venue Clear, easy-to-read maps Full restaurant and hotel descriptions, with star ratings Quick Guides, Don’t-Miss Lists, and favorite attractions by age group Updates on Disney’s new Fantasyland, FastPass+, and MagicBand payment system Know-how for Disney cruises |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Fodor's Walt Disney World with Kids 2016 Kim Wright Wiley, 2015-08-11 Inside this new edition is all the information you need to have the family vacation of a lifetime at the Orlando theme parks. Up-to-date and written with the help of more than 500 families, this guide is packed with details on all the attractions at Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando. It’s user-friendly, fun, and designed for at-a-glance reference. And it will help you and your family plan the vacation each of you wants. INSIDE You’ll Find Time- and money-saving tips, insider secrets, and scare factors for every ride and venue Clear, easy-to-read maps Full restaurant and hotel descriptions, with star ratings Quick Guides, Don’t-Miss Lists, and favorite attractions by age group Updates on Disney’s new attractions, FastPass+, and MagicBand payment system Know-how for Disney cruises |
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| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: DK Eyewitness Travel Guide: Walt Disney World Resort & Orlando DK Publishing, 2012-07-02 The DK Eyewitness Walt Disney World Resort & Orlando travel guide will lead you straight to the best attractions Walt Disney World and Orlando have to offer. Fully illustrated with coverage of all the major attractions from theme parks to shuttle launches, year-round festivals to speedcar racing seasons. The guide provides all the insider tips every visitor needs, whether you're experiencing the magic of Seaworld and the Kennedy Space centre or facing your fears on some of the greatest rides in the world, with comprehensive listings of the best resort hotels, restaurants, shopping and nightlife for all budgets. You'll find 3D cutaways and floorplans for all the must-see sites including the Space Shuttle and Universal City, and with street maps of major resort centres plus reliable information about getting from place to place, the DK Eyewitness Walt Disney World Resort & Orlando travel guide explores all the sights and wonders to be found in this fun-filled family destination.The DK Eyewitness Walt Disney World Resort & Orlando travel guide is your essential companion. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Fodor's Walt Disney World with Kids 2009 Kim Wright Wiley, 2008-09 Discusses the attractions, accommodations, and eating places at Walt Disney World from the point of view of families with children. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Kid Tips for Walt Disney World Tracie A. Cook, 2010-06-16 Inside this book you'll discover: kids' favorite rides ; what restaurants kids really like ; where to find Mickey & the gang ; planning help for your adventure ; what to bring on vacation ; and much, much more--Page 4 of cover |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Fodor's Walt Disney World With Kids 2008 Kim Wright Wiley, 2008 Discusses the attractions, accommodations, and eating places at Walt Disney World from the point of view of families with children. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: 399 Days Jim Taylor, Pam Taylor, Caitlin Taylor, Ben Taylor, Lindsey Taylor, Abby Taylor, 2017-03-29 This book tells the true story of one familys dream trip. Like many young couples before having kids, Jim and Pam enjoyed traveling together to new places. Unlike most couples, their traveling days did not stop when kids came along. In fact, their love for travel infected their whole family. Every school break they would travel somewhere, to explore a new state or visit a far-off relative. What would it be like to spend a whole year traveling together? They tossed the idea around, considered the places they might travel and the people they might see. Especially alluring would be the special opportunities to knit their hearts together even tighter as a family. This idea grew into a reality. This book tells the story of that dream-come-true. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Insider Tips & Tricks Jessie Sparks, Whitney Dakota Johnson, 2022-09-01 Find hundreds of helpful hints and park secrets in Insider Tips & Tricks: 650+ Disneyland Vacation Hacks to make the most of your trip to The Happiest Place on Earth. Whether traveling alone, with a partner, or with the entire family, this book offers hundreds of tips that will appeal to everyone. Unlike typical guidebooks, we have boiled it down to just the important Insider Tips that will help you maximize each day of your vacation. In Disney Made Easy - Insider Tips & Tricks we will go over how to save time and money, minimize hassles, and maximize fun and adventure! Find out how to visit the rides and see the shows of your choice without wasting time in line. Learn when to travel, how to stay on budget, and the best ways to enjoy Southern California. Travelers who have already visited Disneyland and California Adventure will find new things to experience. Our Disney Made Easy: Insider Tips & Tricks book is certain to increase the enjoyment of future visits for even the most experienced Disneyland pro. Travel like a Disney Insider as you apply these time and money-saving tips and tricks. We promise they will help you get the most out of your Disneyland vacation! |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Halloween at the Disneyland Resort 2015 John Glass, 2015-09-19 UPDATED: October 16, 2015 Previous update: September 19, 2015 with NEW Halloween menus, collectables, attractions, shows, and event information!!! **INCLUDES FULL COVERAGE of HALLOWEEN at the DISNEYLAND RESORT and the 60TH ANNIVERSARY DIAMOND CELEBRATION, including DISNEYLAND, CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE, DOWNTOWN DISNEY, and the RESORT HOTELS** Get the inside track on the attractions, shows, activities, and foods you don't want to miss while visiting the park this Halloween. This 2015 edition is completely updated for the new year with all new information, tips, and more. This is not your ordinary travel guide. It gives you quick access to the information that only experienced travelers, long time fans, and park insiders know. In 180 pages the book explores all of the best things to do while visiting the park. It includes both Halloween-themed and regular attractions, activities, restaurants, and shops. Written for both first time visitors and experienced travelers, this book has something for everyone. • Maps for every land in the park to help you get to the activities. • Amazing extra things to do at attractions that new guests tend to miss. • Halloween meals and snacks that you must try before leaving the park. • The Top Halloween attractions and activities to experience this season. • Unique Halloween souvenirs that you will be glad to bring home. • Secrets and tips for seeing the most popular shows. • Unadvertised shows that you won’t want to miss. • All the details you need about the park’s seasonal activities and special events. • Limited time activities that you will want to know about. **UPDATED FOR 2015 WITH NEW ATTRACTIONS, ACTIVITIES, EVENTS, RESTAURANTS, AND SHOPS** If you love the Disneyland Resort you may be interested in these other titles by Alternative Travel Press: • 100 Things You Don’t Want to Miss at Disneyland • 100 Things You Don’t Want to Miss at Disney California Adventure • Things to Do at Disneyland: The Ultimate Unauthorized Adventure Guide • Things to Do at Disney California Adventure: The Ultimate Unauthorized Adventure Guide Visit the publisher's website to view additional Disneyland titles: alternativetravelpress.com |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Fodor's Walt Disney World with Kids 2010 Kim Wright Wiley, 2009-08-11 One of the few Walt Disney World guides geared towards families with children, this volume is loaded with tips to get the most out of time and money, insiders' secrets, full restaurant and hotel descriptions with ratings, and more. Maps. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: The Art of Finding Dory , 2016-05-24 What can Dory remember? Who are her parents? In Finding Dory, Pixar Animation Studios sets out to answer these questions, to the delight of Finding Nemo fans. The Art of Finding Dory offers a look at the creative process behind the making of this much-anticipated sequel, shining a light on the many inspiring and beautiful layers of creation the artists at the studio explored during years of development. Copyright ©2016 Disney Enterprises, Inc. and Pixar. All rights reserved. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: The Independent Guide to Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando 2020 G Costa, Planning a trip to Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando? Our concise guide covers everything you need to know in only 112 pages. Too often guidebooks now go on for 200-300 pages for each park - we tell you what you REALLY need to know in our best-selling series. We cover every ride, show, shop, character meet, hotel, tell you how to save time and money and make sure you have the adventure of a lifetime. This guide includes: - How to plan your trip - Transportation: How to get to both Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando - The Hotels: Choosing a place to stay - We cover all the 35+ hotels at Disney and Universal - The Parks: A look at every ride, show, restaurant and more at all 6 Disney and Universal theme parks. [Includes coverage of Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge] - Tickets: Choosing the best option for you. - FastPass+: Learn how to use this FREE valuable time-saving service at Walt Disney World. We cover all the ins and outs to make sure you get to ride everything you want. - Express Pass: How to save hours of time at Universal Orlando (and how to save $100s on Express Passes) - Disney and Universal on a Budget: How to save money on your trip, when booking and while visiting. - Skip the Lines with our Touring Plans and Suggested Itineraries: Follow our tried and tested ways to keep waiting to an absolute minimum at all the Disney and Universal theme parks. - Park Services: When to visit, attraction and character photos, ride heights, Single Rider, Rider Swap and much more. - Seasonal Events: Our look at Christmas, Halloween, Food and Wine Festival, Mardi Gras, Marathons, and other seasonal events. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: House Arrest K. A. Holt, 2015-10-06 “Moving . . . Readers will nod their heads in sympathy with this guy who breaks the rules for all of the right reasons.” —The Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books A Bank Street College of Education Best Book of the Year Indiana Too Good to Miss State Reading List 2018 Timothy is on probation. It’s a strange word—something that happens to other kids, to delinquents, not to kids like him. And yet, he is under house arrest for the next year. He must check in weekly with a probation officer and a therapist, and keep a journal for an entire year. And mostly, he has to stay out of trouble. But when he must take drastic measures to help his struggling family, staying out of trouble proves more difficult than Timothy ever thought it would be. By turns touching and funny, and always original, House Arrest is a middle grade novel in verse about one boy’s path to redemption as he navigates life with a sick brother, a grieving mother, and one tough probation officer. “This gripping novel in verse evokes a wide variety of emotional responses, as it is serious and funny, thrilling and touching, sweet and snarky.” —School Library Journal “Touches of humor lighten the mood, and Holt’s firsthand knowledge of the subject adds depth to this poignant drama without overwhelming it.” —Publishers Weekly “Readers . . . will appreciate Holt’s lessons of compassion and family above all.” —Booklist “House Arrest will hit home with young boys and girls, especially if they have ever dealt with an ill relative. The story is touching, warm, and impressive.” —Kid Lit Reviews |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Flying Lessons & Other Stories Ellen Oh, 2018-08-14 Whether it is basketball dreams, family fiascos, first crushes, or new neighborhoods, this bold short story collection—written by some of the best children’s authors including Kwame Alexander, Meg Medina, Jacqueline Woodson, and many more and published in partnership with We Need Diverse Books—celebrates the uniqueness and universality in all of us. Will resonate with any kid who's ever felt different—which is to say, every kid. —Time Great stories take flight in this adventurous middle-grade anthology crafted by ten of the most recognizable and diverse authors writing today. Newbery Medalist Kwame Alexander delivers a story in-verse about a boy who just might have magical powers; National Book Award winner Jacqueline Woodson spins a tale of friendship against all odds; and Meg Medina uses wet paint to color in one girl’s world with a short story that inspired her Newbery award-winner Merci Suárez Changes Gear. Plus, seven more bold voices that bring this collection to new heights with tales that challenge, inspire, and celebrate the unique talents within us all. AUTHORS INCLUDE: Kwame Alexander, Kelly J. Baptist, Soman Chainani, Matt de la Peña, Tim Federle, Grace Lin, Meg Medina, Walter Dean Myers, Tim Tingle, Jacqueline Woodson “There’s plenty of magic in this collection to go around.” —Booklist, Starred “A natural for middle school classrooms and libraries.” —Kirkus Reviews, Starred “Inclusive, authentic, and eminently readable.” —School Library Journal, Starred “Thought provoking and wide-ranging . . . should not be missed.”—Publishers Weekly, Starred “Read more books by these authors.” —The Bulletin, Starred |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #45 Tom Waltz, Kevin Eastman, The Turtles return from Burnow Island to find unimaginable tragedy. As the family struggles to cope, an enraged Foot Clan prepares its revenge. It's all been building to this...the start of the final storyline leading to #50! |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Just Because Mac Barnett, 2019-09-10 Curious minds are rewarded with curious answers in a fantastical bedtime book by Mac Barnett and Isabelle Arsenault. Why is the ocean blue? What is the rain? What happened to the dinosaurs? It might be time for bed, but one child is too full of questions about the world to go to sleep just yet. Little ones and their parents will be charmed and delighted as a patient father offers up increasingly creative responses to his child’s nighttime wonderings. Any child who has ever asked “Why?” — and any parent who has attempted an explanation — will recognize themselves in this sweet storybook for dreamers who are looking for answers beyond “Just because.” |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Lacan on Love Bruce Fink, 2017-09-05 Quintessentially fascinating, love intrigues and perplexes us, and drives much of what we do in life. As wary as we may be of its illusions and disappointments, many of us fall blindly into its traps and become ensnared time and again. Deliriously mad excitement turns to disenchantment, if not deadening repetition, and we wonder how we shall ever break out of this vicious cycle. Can psychoanalysis – with ample assistance from philosophers, poets, novelists, and songwriters – give us a new perspective on the wellsprings and course of love? Can it help us fathom how and why we are often looking for love in all the wrong places, and are fundamentally confused about “what love really is”? In this lively and wide-ranging exploration of love throughout the ages, Fink argues that it can. Taking within his compass a vast array of traditions – from Antiquity to the courtly love poets, Christian love, and Romanticism – and providing an in-depth examination of Freud and Lacan on love and libido, Fink unpacks Lacan’s paradoxical claim that “love is giving what you don’t have.” He shows how the emptiness or lack we feel within ourselves gets covered over or entwined in love, and how it is possible and indeed vital to give something to another that we feel we ourselves don’t have. This first-ever commentary on Lacan’s Seminar VIII, Transference, provides readers with a clear and systematic introduction to Lacan’s views on love. It will be of great value to students and scholars of psychology and of the humanities generally, and to analysts of all persuasions. |
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| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Fodor's Walt Disney Worldо and Universal Orlandoо with Kids 2006 Kim Wright Wiley, 2005-09-06 An up-to-date guide to traveling with children to Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando includes insider tips, accessible maps to the various parks, restaurant and hotel descriptions, quick ratings for a wide variety of attractions, and other tips on traveling with the entire family. Original. 40,000 first printing. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: A Field Guide to Awkward Silences Alexandra Petri, 2015-06-02 Washington Post columnist Alexandra Petri turns her satirical eye on her own life in this hilarious new memoir... Most twentysomethings spend a lot of time avoiding awkwardness. Not Alexandra Petri. Afraid of rejection? Alexandra Petri has auditioned for America’s Next Top Model. Afraid of looking like an idiot? Alexandra Petri lost Jeopardy! by answering “Who is that dude?” on national TV. Afraid of bad jokes? Alexandra Petri won an international pun championship. Petri has been a debutante, reenacted the Civil War, and fended off suitors at a Star Wars convention while wearing a Jabba the Hutt suit. One time, she let some cult members she met on the street baptize her, just to be polite. She’s a connoisseur of the kind of awkwardness that most people spend whole lifetimes trying to avoid. If John Hodgman and Amy Sedaris had a baby…they would never let Petri babysit it. But Petri is here to tell you: Everything you fear is not so bad. Trust her. She’s tried it. And in the course of her misadventures, she’s learned that there are worse things out there than awkwardness—and that interesting things start to happen when you stop caring what people think. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Thanks for the Trouble Tommy Wallach, 2016-02-23 Parker hasn't spoken since he watched his father die five years ago. He communicates through writing on slips of paper and keeps track of his thoughts by journaling. A loner, Parker has little interest in school, his classmates, or his future. But everything changes when he meets Zelda, a mysterious young woman with an unusual request: 'treat me like a teenager'-- |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: The Ride of Her Life Elizabeth Letts, 2021-06-01 NATIONAL BESTSELLER • The triumphant true story of a woman who rode her horse across America in the 1950s, fulfilling her dying wish to see the Pacific Ocean, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Perfect Horse and The Eighty-Dollar Champion “The gift Elizabeth Letts has is that she makes you feel you are the one taking this trip. This is a book we can enjoy always but especially need now.”—Elizabeth Berg, author of The Story of Arthur Truluv In 1954, sixty-three-year-old Maine farmer Annie Wilkins embarked on an impossible journey. She had no money and no family, she had just lost her farm, and her doctor had given her only two years to live. But Annie wanted to see the Pacific Ocean before she died. She ignored her doctor’s advice to move into the county charity home. Instead, she bought a cast-off brown gelding named Tarzan, donned men’s dungarees, and headed south in mid-November, hoping to beat the snow. Annie had little idea what to expect beyond her rural crossroads; she didn’t even have a map. But she did have her ex-racehorse, her faithful mutt, and her own unfailing belief that Americans would treat a stranger with kindness. Annie, Tarzan, and her dog, Depeche Toi, rode straight into a world transformed by the rapid construction of modern highways. Between 1954 and 1956, the three travelers pushed through blizzards, forded rivers, climbed mountains, and clung to the narrow shoulder as cars whipped by them at terrifying speeds. Annie rode more than four thousand miles, through America’s big cities and small towns. Along the way, she met ordinary people and celebrities—from Andrew Wyeth (who sketched Tarzan) to Art Linkletter and Groucho Marx. She received many offers—a permanent home at a riding stable in New Jersey, a job at a gas station in rural Kentucky, even a marriage proposal from a Wyoming rancher. In a decade when car ownership nearly tripled, when television’s influence was expanding fast, when homeowners began locking their doors, Annie and her four-footed companions inspired an outpouring of neighborliness in a rapidly changing world. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Living Up The Street Gary Soto, 1992-02-01 In a prose that is so beautiful it is poetry, we see the world of growing up and going somewhere through the dust and heat of Fresno's industrial side and beyond: It is a boy's coming of age in the barrio, parochial school, attending church, public summer school, and trying to fall out of love so he can join in a Little League baseball team. His is a clarity that rings constantly through the warmth and wry reality of these sometimes humorous, sometimes tragic, always human remembrances. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Hank the Septopus (Disney/Pixar Finding Dory) RH Disney, 2016-05-03 The sequel to Disney/Pixar Finding Nemo, Disney/Pixar Finding Dory reunites the friendly-but-forgetful blue tang fish with her loved ones, and everyone learns a few things about the true meaning of family along the way. Children ages 3 to 7 will love this full-color storybook based on the film that features more than 30 tattoos. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: 100 Dives of a Lifetime Carrie Miller, 2019 Explore 100 breathtaking scuba diving sites around the world--from the cenotes of Mexico to the best wreck in Micronesia--through stunning National Geographic photography, expert tips, and cutting-edge travel advice. Filled with more than 350 images from National Geographic, 100 Dives of a Lifetime provides the ultimate bucket list for ardent scuba divers and aspirational travelers alike. From diving with manta rays at night in Kona, Hawaii, and swimming with hammerheads of Cocos Island in Costa Rica to exploring caves in Belize's Lighthouse Atoll and diving beneath the ice floes of Antarctica, this exquisite inspirational book is filled with beautiful imagery, marine life guides, trusted travel tips, and expert diving advice from world-famous National Geographic divers and explorers like Brian Skerry, Jessica Cramp, and David Doubilet. Organized by diving experience and certification level--from beginner open water and wreck dives to expert cold water and cave dives--each location offers a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the magic of our world's oceans--from your armchair or with your scuba gear in tow. |
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| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs Chuck Klosterman, 2004-06-22 Now in paperback after six hardback printings, the damn funny...wild collection of bracingly intelligent essays about topics that aren't quite as intelligent as Chuck Klosterman'(Esquire). Following the success of Fargo Rock City, Klosterman, a senior writer at Spin magazine, is back with a hilarious and savvy manifesto for a youth gone wild on pop culture and media, taking on everything from Guns'n'Roses tribute bands to Christian fundamentalism to internet porn. 'Maddeningly smart and funny' - Washington Post' |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: The Everything Family Guide to the Disneyland Resort, California Adventure, Universa Betsy Malloy, 2007-09-01 If your idea of the perfect vacation involves sunny days, thrilling rides, and movie magic, The Everything Family Guide to the Disneyland Resort, California Adventure, Universal Studios, and the Anaheim Area, 2nd Edition will help you make the most of your trip out West. Containing the most up-to-date, accurate information, this family-focused travel guide contains everything you need to plan the perfect Southern Californian getaway. Inside are useful ratings for all the rides, shows, and attractions for each member of your family, allowing you to plan the perfect itinerary for your trip. The guide also includes a full hotel/motel resource guide, along with rated restaurant listings and the inside scoop on all the latest additions to the popular parks and attractions, including: California Adventure LegoLand Magic Kingdom Park SeaWorld San Diego Six Flags Magic Mountain The San Diego Zoo Universal Studios Hollywood The Everything Family Guide to the Disneyland Resort, California Adventure, Universal Studios, and the Anaheim Area, 2nd Edition is the perfect resource for families planning the vacation of a lifetime! |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Ask a Manager Alison Green, 2018-05-01 From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: The Westing Game Ellen Raskin, 2020-10-13 BE CLASSIC with The Westing Game, introduced by New York Times bestselling author Mac Barnett. A highly inventive mystery begins when sixteen unlikely people gather for the reading of the very stranger will of the very read Samuel W. Westing. They could become millionaires, depending on how they play a game. All they have to do is find the answer - but the answer to what? The Westing game is tricky and dangerous, but the heirs play on - through blizzards, burglaries, and bombings, Sam Westing may be dead ... but that won't stop him from playing one last game! Winner of the Newbery Medal Winner of the Boston Globe/Horn Book Award An ALA Notable Book A School Library Journal One Hundred Books That Shaped the Century A supersharp mystery...confoundingly clever, and very funny. —Booklist, starred review Great fun for those who enjoy illusion, word play, or sleight of hand. —The New York Times Book Review A fascinating medley of word games, disguises, multiple aliases, and subterfuges—a demanding but rewarding book. —The Horn Book |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Percy Jackson and the Singer of Apollo Rick Riordan, 2017-11-14 The trouble starts when Apollo introduces Percy and his friend Grover the satyr to the Chryseae Celedones. Three golden women--living statues--appear in front of them, and sing one blissful chord. Apollo has a concert tonight at Mount Olympus, and he needs the Celedones as his backup singers. But there should be a quartet, not a trio--one of the singers has gone rogue. It's up to Percy and Grover to find the missing Celedon somewhere in New York City before she causes any problems. Capturing an attention-seeking automaton in a crowd of mortals is going to require some cagey thinking. Will Percy and Grover succeed, or hit a sour note? |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Winter in Paradise Elin Hilderbrand, 2018-10-09 A husband's secret life, a wife's new beginning: escape to the Caribbean with #1 New York Times bestselling author Elin Hilderbrand. Irene Steele shares her idyllic life in a beautiful Iowa City Victorian house with a husband who loves her to sky-writing, sentimental extremes. But as she rings in the new year one cold and snowy night, everything she thought she knew falls to pieces with a shocking phone call: her beloved husband, away on business, has been killed in a helicopter crash. Before Irene can even process the news, she must first confront the perplexing details of her husband's death on the distant Caribbean island of St. John. After Irene and her sons arrive at this faraway paradise, they make yet another shocking discovery: her husband had been living a secret life. As Irene untangles a web of intrigue and deceit, and as she and her sons find themselves drawn into the vibrant island culture, they have to face the truth about their family, and about their own futures. Rich with the lush beauty of the tropics and the drama, romance, and intrigue only Elin Hilderbrand can deliver, Winter in Paradise is a truly transporting novel, and the exciting start to a new series. I will just say that, 24 hours after I started this book, I purchased its sequel, What Happens in Paradise, and I did not leave either book to be enjoyed by strangers at the end of my vacation. —Elisabeth Egan, New York Times |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Juliet Takes a Breath Gabby Rivera, 2019-09-17 F***ing outstanding.--Roxane Gay, New York Times bestselling author “Rivera captures both the disappointments and the possibilities that come with realizing that your life’s solution cannot be figured out by someone else.”—The New York Times Book Review Juliet Milagros Palante is a self-proclaimed closeted Puerto Rican baby dyke from the Bronx. Only, she's not so closeted anymore. Not after coming out to her family the night before flying to Portland, Oregon, to intern with her favorite feminist writer--what's sure to be a life-changing experience. And when Juliet's coming out crashes and burns, she's not sure her mom will ever speak to her again. But Juliet has a plan--sort of. Her internship with legendary author Harlowe Brisbane, the ultimate authority on feminism, women's bodies, and other gay-sounding stuff, is sure to help her figure out this whole Puerto Rican lesbian thing. Except Harlowe's white. And not from the Bronx. And she definitely doesn't have all the answers . . . In a summer bursting with queer brown dance parties, a sexy fling with a motorcycling librarian, and intense explorations of race and identity, Juliet learns what it means to come out--to the world, to her family, to herself. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Her Kind of Cowboy Dylann Crush, 2021-01-12 No wedding is too much for the little town of Ido, Texas to handle…or is it? Having successfully established themselves as a destination for weddings, the town of Ido is ready to kick it up another notch. Zina Baxter has stood on the sidelines during most of the matrimonial mayhem. But when a disaster at the pit bull rescue has her relocating the pups to share space with a winter wonderland scene, she finds herself smack dab in the middle of planning the craziest wedding yet. Alex Sanders ran as far and fast as he could from his hometown—all the way to Antarctica. But a job opportunity as the penguin handler for an over-the-top wedding entices him back. Being home means he can finally help his overwhelmed sister wrangle their unruly grandpa—at least until the next opportunity comes around and he can hit the road running again. The last thing he expects to find in Texas is a shot at love… Once Alex crashes into Zina’s life—literally—there’s no denying their chemistry. But are their feelings for each other enough to keep Alex in Texas for good, or will he follow the march of the penguins back to the South Pole? |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: The Water Bears Kim Baker, 2021-09-14 A quirky, empowering story about a boy recovering from a bear attack with the help of his friends and, maybe, some magic. For fans of Unusual Chickens for the Exceptional Poultry Farmer by Kelly Jones and The Canning Season by Polly Horvath. Newt Gomez has a thing with bears. Having survived a bear attack last year, he now finds an unusual bear statue. Newt's best friend thinks the statue grants wishes. But even as more people wish on the bear and their wishes come true, Newt is not a believer. But Newt has a wish too: while he loves his home on eccentric Murphy Island, he wants to go to middle school on the mainland, where his warm extended family lives. There, he's not the only Latinx kid, and he won't have to drive the former taco truck--a gift from his parents--or perform in the talent show. Most importantly, on the mainland, he never has bad dreams about the attack. Newt is almost ready to make a secret wish when everything changes. Tackling themes of survival and self-acceptance, Newt's story illuminates the magic in our world, where reality is often uncertain but always full of salvageable wonders. |
| funny questions to ask crush the turtle: Babes In Disneyland: The ultimate Disneyland Resort guide for families with young children. Lisa Robertson, 2011-03 Babes in Disneyland is the ultimate Disneyland Resort planning guide and the only guide book written specifically for families with babies, toddlers, and preschoolers. Written by a former Disneyland Resort tour guide and mother of three, this book offers advice ranging from how to select lodging to parking and packing to guidance on appropriate attractions, dining, and entertainment for families with young children.The book is written in a very conversational style. This is not a formal piece of literature; it is intended for fast information at your finger tips! It is written to feel like Lisa is speaking to you as you plan and execute your Disneyland Resort visit. |
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